Your resident cow, Moo, is truly flattered at the overwhelming attention she's receiving from her faithful readers. :D Thus, as promised, she has decided to make a post of all the Moo-isms that have been churned out in honour of her. For this, she would like to thank the Overrated Outcast for spreading the idea like an epidemic, G@k for being a quick learner, The Mugger Much who doesn't like to be left behind, the White Phoenix who is simply a copy cat and Mikachu, who cannot resist taking part in anything to do with me. So here goes nothing! And thanks to the efforts of the aforementioned blokes, Moo now knows what it is like, to be Bruce Lee. I bet no other living person has this feeling. ;)
Moo now proceeds with the task at hand:
Q: Which is Moo's favorite Prabhudeva Song?
Q: Which is Moo's favorite cocktail?
A : A Moo-tini
Q: Which is Moo's favorite city in the US?
A: Moo York
Q: If Moo was made the Chief Minister of Maharashtra what would Bombay be called?
Q: Which is Moo's favorite Karisma Kapoor song?
A: What is Moo-bile number!!
Q: What will Moo's "suhaagraat" be called?
A: The Moo-n landing
Q: Why does Moo keep watching Umraao Jaan?
A: Because she loves the Moo-jra
Q: What scooter does Moo drive?
A: A moo-ped
Q: What is Moo always wondering about?
A: To Moo or not to Moo
Q: Why is Moo a cannibal?
A: Because she eats beef.
Q: Who did Moo vote for in the UN secretary general elections? [or Moo's favorite Thai abuse]
A: Ban Ki Moo
Q: What drink does Moo ask for in a sports bar?
A: The Moo Shake
Q: Where does Moo go for a night out?
A: To the Moo-vies
Q: Why doesn't Moo do any work?
A: Because she has lots of Moo-lah
Q: What did the French guy call Moo?
A: Le Moo
(Moo credits The Overrated Outcast for the above gems).
Q: Moo's fav dance number?
Q: Moo's fav cricketeer
A: Moo-ttiah Moo-ralitharan
Q: What is Moo's favourite Marathi Song?
A: Mi tujha mama, de mala Moo-ka!
Q: What is Moo's favourite dance step?
A: The Moo-n walk!
Q: Moo's fav beauty product?
A: Moo-ltani mitti.
Q: Moo's fav moo-vie dialogue?
A: Moo-gambo khush hua!
Q: Why will moo always be a lil girl?
A: Kyuki Moo-ch nahi to kuch nahi!
(...G@K came up with the ones above. Sigh! :D).
Q: What would you call Moo if she decided to blow up people professionally for a living?
Q: How would you congratulate Moo if she married Obama and dressed up sluttily for the occasion?
Q: Moo-barack Ho.
Of course, Moo's favourite food crop is obviously "Moo-ng Dal".
Q: Moo's favourite South Indian diety?
Q: Moo's favourite Bollywood gangster?
A: Moo-na Bhai.
Q: Moo's favourite civic hangout?
A: The Moo-seum.
Q: Moo's favourite district of Bihar?
Q: What weird-smelling vegetable do you get if you cross the Moo with Jet Li?
A: Moo-li !!
(Courtesy: The Mugger Much)
Q: What kind of money does Moo like?
Q: What will moo have if she goes for a sex-change?
A: A Moo-stache.
Q: Moo's fav bollywood song for abt her nymphomaniac neighbour(if there's one)?
A: Padosan apni Moo-rgi ko rakhna sambhal mera Moo-rga hua hai deewana.
Q: When does Moo fart the most?
A: When she eats Moo-li parantha!
(That was the White Phoenix jumping on the bandwagon)
Q: What does Moo say when she's troubled?
A: Moo-si-bat hai!
(Mikachu came up with that!)
Q: What will the world know Moo's kid as?
A: A Moo-latto! :D
(Teehee...I came up with that!)