My agenda for the vacation is as follows:
- Since I am not a teenager any more, I will not indulge in frivolous activities like computer games. From now on, there will be lesser of Zapak.com and MSN Uno, and more of reading and writing. I'm, after all, a person of substance.
- Try and keep myself in shape. And by that I don't mean, round-shape. I will not let myself be spread out like a banyan tree.
- Visit my libraries at least twice in 3 weeks, and not keep renewing my books in manner of a busy person with no time to read.
- Reply to all e-mails and messages. This will keep all friends happy.
- SPEND LESS TIME ON BLOODY ORKUT. Realise that it is a useless site with absolutely no intellectual value and the biggest reason for having no time to do anything constructive. Check orkut only once a day and that too not more than 15 minutes.
- Try and be regular with sleeping. Also refrain from sleeping too much and at all irregular times.
- Go out for more walks and meet up with friends.
- Stop writing like I'm imitating Bridget Jones (seriously...why am I sounding like her?).
- Reduce the number of times I eat out and eat wholesome, healthy, home-cooked food.
- Spend a lot of quality time with mommy.
- Learn how to drive.
- Buy lots of books. Oh, and read them too.
- Spend less time on the phone chatting aimlessly. Also try and reduce cell phone bills as they burn a collosal hole in my minuscule pocket.
- Not shop compulsively and buy clothes I will not even look at when I come home. Realise that money takes a whole month to appear in bank account, and does not materialise as and when I want it.
- Keep my room cleaner, and clear mum's doubts of a hurricane hitting it. Was very insulted when ants crawled out from under a pillow when an aunt was visiting.
- Try and finish reading the prescribed books for next year, so I am abreast of all that will happen in class. Then I can piss my classmates off by answering all of the professor's questions and appear like a wiseass.
- Write more constructive blogs.
- Refer to this post everytime I drift away from this plan of action.
Wish me luck and a fruitful vacation, folks!! And if you're lucky, you'll have more blog posts hurled your way! :P
9 comments:
Ahem, two small doubts:
1. 'Person of substance'? You put on weight AGAIN?
2. 'Write more constructive blogs'. Um, when? Can hardly wait. (snigger, giggle)
Vaa..!
ahh!! are you really going to follow this? I bet..(As i noticed u whole day on orkut [:D]).
Good Luck Dear
best of luck!!!
coool list ..hope i can also make such list some day ..but not time for me :D..
nice post .all the best ;)
Hey Muksie,
ur capable of doing that, il just have to request our principal Sir to extend our holidays coz thats a looong list.. all d best.. :D
Okay, since you are bullying me into commenting, I will say this: looking forward to those incredible transformations!
@ Donnie,
It's bad manners to discourage somebody at the onset of a 'shubh kaarya' . :P thanks for vijiting!!
@ Wiseass a.k.a Sheroo,
You are just a female sheroo. That's all I can say. Please don't keep visiting.
@ amit296,
Obscure comment, but thanks for visiting!
@ amul,
You have no right to make such observations. So what if they are true? :D Thanks and keep coming!
@ Manoj,
Sad comment. Not worthy of you. Kill yourself. ;)
@ Sameer,
It is never too late for good work!! Thanks for dropping by!
@ Tulika,
Haha!! You wish. Chup chap get your ass in time for the results!
@ Saroja Ma'am,
I am looking forward to those transformations too! Dunno if they'll ever happen though. I hope you have restored your faith in the blog. :P
i really doubt ur gonna b able to do all that stuf....Especially driving and keepin ur room clean.....hahahaha
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